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[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[fat-kitty]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[markrial]

at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

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“We’re lovers and the zombie apocalypse just started and you’ve been turned into a zombie and I have to kill you if I want to survive but I never told you what you meant to me” AU

[dailyau]

-(@timothytheowl)

[alixdabomd]

We never touched, we never kissed we never did the thing a “normal” couple would do, but we weren’t living in a normal world so why should we have acted normal? 

Every day could be considered a date, pulling me up form that fire escape was the equivalent of a first kiss, those socks we found in the raided apartment store; our first anniversary, me patching up your rag of a jacket was a proposal, we both had a stronger bond than the people that raised us. 

We might have never said it but the words didn’t need to be said, witch, I find ironic, friends used to tell me that they didn’t say it until after the third time having sex, but I've never even seen your belly button, without your raggy jacket and duck-taped covers your a person I can’ t even began to imagine. 

We never had a fancy dinner at a restaurant neither of us could afford but a partly heated up can of sweet potatoes and green beans were somehow better.  

You remember that night we found a bottle of vodka and an old working cassette player along with a bunch of songs by some loser from the 2000′s? if not that's fine, but that night as we curled up sharing a pair of broken headphones I knew, I knew I could never… I could never do this, and yet here we are. 

You've been gone almost an hour, I need to get it over with before you-no it wakes up, but I can’t, I’ve been crying for an hour trying, trying so hard to put a bullet through your brane so that it doesn't wake up but I can’t.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry I can’t do this, but I can’t live in a world that you don’t. 

taking a deep breath I lay next to you aiming the gun so that the bullet will travel from my brain to yours, I don’t care about surviving, I saw the pain my grandpa went through after losing my grandmother and if our love was anything like there’s I will not live thru it, I will not. 

I love you, please be on the other side. 

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The Crimes Of Grindelwald (Dumbledore theory)

Okay so first off spoilers for the crimes of Grindelwald

Now I just watched the movie and along with a ton of frustrating feelings I also have prayers for the movie but that will come at a different time.

Anyways I went on a tangent (like you do) about the movie to my good friends Rae and we started talking about our opinion on Grindelwald and Dumbledore’s relationship and this is what they said:

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Period feels that don’t get talked about enough

[defectivegembrain]

-constant feeling that you need to poop
-crotch pains
-those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out
-cramps for days before you actually see any blood
-simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger
-simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER
-maximum rage at cis men*
-got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse
-got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus
-that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS
-got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now
-gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross

*NOT because cis men are inherently bad or the only people who can be bad, just because they don’t experience these problems and other groups of people who don’t have periods typically have other difficult experiences connected with that fact, such as dysphoria, misgendering or medical problems. I know this isn’t cis men’s fault, but I can’t control that it makes me angry.

[alixdabomd]

Or the fact that you’re entire friend group has codewords for each other, my friend Aubrey’s is shark week.

Or that moment when you’re in class and you cramps are attacking full force and then you finally find the perfect position and there gone but then your teacher yells at you for laying down or been in a weird position and you move not even an inch and all of a sudden the attack is up again and you just want to scream because you’re teacher made you lose your spot that peaceful non-hurting spot.

Or when you just sit there and you think quietly to yourself “My body is literally punishing me for not making a baby!”

Or when you’re period is late, and it’s been like five days and you minstrel trucker is freaking out on you and all you’re friends joke that you’re the next Virgin Mary, but then because Mother Nature just loves her middle fingers you start bleeding!

Or when you’re doing laundry and you realized just how many underwear you’re body has ruined!

Or when you’re not sure if you want an ice pack or a heating pad.

Needless to say I could rip on periods for hours!

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[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do.
to do.
to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

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[hoelko]

GUYS I’M SHAKING THE BI FLAG IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE!!!!!!!!!

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[lavender-hued-melancholy]

Lilith’s lavender room spray~

To create a calm atmosphere

~Ingredients~

• 2/5 parts lavender for calm
• 1/5 part rosemary for sleep
• A pinch of vanilla for gentleness
• 1/5 part lemon balm for sleep
• 1/5 part himalayan pink salt or sea salt for cleansing

~Items needed~

• Water
• Spray bottle
• Pot

[Cleanse and charge all ingredients]

1. Bring the water to a boil on the stove
2. Lower the temperature and pour in the herbs and the salt; one teaspoon of dry ingredients per dl
3. Let the herbs steep for 15 minutes
4. Strain the water of herbs and pour in the spray bottle

This spray will also act as a slight spiritual cleanser; I usually use it to cleanse my immediate space in preparation for sleep or meditation

Edit: I added ratios

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[zipscribs]

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

[zipscribs]

[shibblog]

[alixdabomd]

This made me cry

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Humans are the weird ones

Now I know I’m probably late to the party on the whole humans are the weird ones but I just had a few ideas I wanted to share, what if instead of Aliens being the smart ones the ones who find us we have to be the ones to find them, and what if when we do find then they are actually really similar to us, of course they will have to have a different history and way they involved and so on so forth but there similar to us in the way that thy right post like this, they fantasize what we would be like, coming up with different scenarios and species that we could be, they spend so much time thinking about how different they will be compared to us and then when we meet it’s just like oh hi, I guess we aren’t that different after all…

Or insted

We both gain technology is at the same time, instead of one of us being more superior we develop technology at the same time, so when we start off on our Adventure to find each other we find each other at the same time.

And of course

There could always be that scenario where Aliens are already here but just learning about us on the side lines, they hack into our Systems (not to invade our privacy just to learn more about us) and someone finds Tumblr, and in doing so they wonder what humans think of themselves and what humans think I have aliens, after a few searches they stumble across the [Humans are the weird ones] and instantly start wondering “is this seriously what they think of us?!”